Dear Mistress Alexa Blog

Caesar or Caligula?

Not so much products as reconstructed seige machines, the new Personal Pleasure devices from Roman Industries are a must for the dedicated cuckold. “Caligula” and “Caesar” are called ‘collapsible’ and ‘personal’ because the husband or wife can detach the pole with the dangly bit and facilitate in person, in-the-name-of the emporer, as it were. There is an amazing video on the site featuring possibly the dumbest blonde in the universe (It should be a basic requirement of intelligent life to differentiate between being tickled and being penetrated vertically by a hard oblong object).

If you had something more tentative in mind go to — http://www.girlsr.tv/products/index.html and see photos of what is supposed to be the “first interactive virtual real time sex system that gives you the virtual reality experience of having a sexual liaison not only with an adult video star, but also with your distant loved ones!” (the exclamation point may be part of the name)

I spent about 10 minutes looking at the pictures and reading the Japanese subtitles and I still can’t figure it out. It looks like a coffee mug and a tin can and the only thing I am tempted to do is hold one to my ear while brewing coffee.

Maybe you can figure it out.

More about the upcoming sex expo at Sex Drive Daily by Regina Lynn.

Botox Credit Card

Yes, Botoxcosmetic.com has set up a subscriber’s program with a personal calendar, a friendly notification system (“Your next Botox shot is tomorrow, sweetie!”), and yes, a Botox Benefits credit card! Which gave us an idea.

Keep it in your wallet, between the AMEX and the condoms.

New Year, New Secrets: Request for Guidance

Dear Mistress Alexa,

i just could not stop myself from emailing You to tell You how wonderful Your website is and express my admiration. i am male that knows that deep down he is
in need of Your control and guidance. i am a sissy
boy that secretly shaves and dresses up and was
stunned by Your beauty and words. It seems like
everything about Your website was designed with me in
mind. i apologize if this sounds egotistical (and i
know that You will crush that part of me… no, i
think all of me) but maybe i should say it was so
personal. i feel all flush and confused and can not
stop thinking about You and what You will do to me
when we begin (if You will have me).

i am writing to You because i can see that once i
begin with You it will be for the long term and that i
will be spending a lot of money. But i know that deep
down this is not only what i want but what i need. i
have a decent wardrobe of feminine clothing (mostly
from Secrets In Lace) and have a secret girl name i
love, L.

i guess my question to You is how i should prepare for
our first call? How often should we speak? A few
times a week? Everyday? i can not imagine that i
will be able to go a day without Your guidance.
Please forgive this email if it is annoying but i am
to excited at what the future holds.

Thank You so much Mistress.

Your loving houseboy,
L

Multiple Choice

Reuters from New Delhi reports that either: (a) most condom manufacturers consistently overestimate the size of the Indian penis or (b) the average Indian penis is smaller than the average condom or (c) at any particular moment in time, there are more square inches of unused prophylactic material than Indian erectile tissue or (d) sissies in India should do what sissies in America do: use finger cots instead of condoms. Details from Reuters>>>>.

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What a Christmas present!

I’m posting for the second time for Mistress Alexa.

Mistress Alexa took me to victoria Secrect and talked to the pretty sales lady for me. I bought 3 pairs of panties, came home, called her and tried on a pair. Later i tried on the rest. She has me masturbating in them and fantasising. i am not allowed to cum in them until midnight tonight. i have danced in front of the mirror in my new panties for her and will continue masturbating in them. I am hard right now as i right this because i have a pair of silky sexy panties on.

david

Can’t use ‘boys’ in the URL says GOOGLE

Thank you for your email regarding the approval status of your ads in
‘Campaign #3.’ Your ad was disapproved for the promotion of teen porn
terms in your Display URL. I apologize for any confusion this may have
caused, please allow me to further clarify. Your Display URL was submitted
for approval as ‘www.houseboys.net/.’ Please note, we consider the terms
‘boys’ and ‘girls’, if used in a pornographic context, as promoting teen
porn concepts, even when used in any combination with other terms.

Google believes strongly in freedom of expression and therefore offers
broad access to content across the web without censoring search results.
At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise editorial discretion
when it comes to the advertising we accept on our site, as noted in our
advertising terms and conditions. We do not permit ads that promote teen
porn concepts or pornography indicating that the models are underage.

In order for your ad to run, please follow one of the following options:

1] Please consider using an alternative website or domain for your ads.
2] In order to use this domain, you may create a non-functioning URL for
your Display URL that does not contain ‘boys.’ Please note that this must
be an accurate reflection of your current URL and cannot lead to another,
functioning website.

Once you’ve done this, resubmit your ad for review per the instructions at
https://adwords.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?answer=6273&hl=en_US. An
AdWords specialist can review your ad again.

If you have additional questions, please visit our Help Center at
to find answers to many frequently
asked questions. Or, try our Learning Center at
http://www.google.com/adwords/learningcenter/ for self-paced lessons that
cover the scope of AdWords.

We look forward to providing you with the most effective advertising
available.

Sincerely,

Maris
The Google AdWords Team

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Original Message Follows:
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From: girl@tampabay.rr.com
Subject: campaign 3 Ads Rejected for unacceptable content
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:32:44 -0800

I want specific instances for your claim that there is unacceptable
content in the ads or on my advertised sites. If unacceptable I will
remove.

Your reference to a general and inapplicable policy is  unhelpful.

You used to fix the ads, and provide intelligent explanations. This was
far more efficient.

Please advise with exactitude.

Regards, YH

Source: cuf
Name: hachamovitch
Customer_ID: 5059934820
Language: en
AdWords_Email: girl@tampabay.rr.com
topic: none
AdsUserLocale: en_US
aw_user: yes
impact: moderate
“,0] ); //–>https://adwords.google.com/support to find answers to many frequently
asked questions. Or, try our Learning Center at
http://www.google.com/adwords/learningcenter/ for self-paced lessons that
cover the scope of AdWords.

We look forward to providing you with the most effective advertising
available.

Sincerely,

Maris
The Google AdWords Team

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https://adwords.google.com

Original Message Follows:
————————
From: girl@tampabay.rr.com
Subject: campaign 3 Ads Rejected for unacceptable content
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:32:44 -0800

I want specific instances for your claim that there is unacceptable
content in the ads or on my advertised sites. If unacceptable I will
remove.

Your reference to a general and inapplicable policy is  unhelpful.

You used to fix the ads, and provide intelligent explanations. This was
far more efficient.

Please advise with exactitude.