Ava Taurel
A memorial service for my good friend Ava Taurel will be held at the Marble Collegiate Church on West 29th Street in New York City on October 10, 2006, at 5:30 P.M.
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First penis transplant fails to please wife
On Tuesday, September 19 2006, Reuters reported that the first successful penis transplant had to be removed because the Mrs. rejected it psychologically, but I have my suspicions that it was the penis that rejected her.
“Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,” said Dr. Hu of Guangzhou General Hospital in China.
He did not elaborate.
Before you put your face on the web and your head up your …
Occasionally, a letter comes my way from a lovable pervert (in the Freudian sense) with a plan:
My plan is to (with your permission) put up a profile on your site with my photos (see “Cowgirl,” “Office Girl,” “Victoria Secret,” “Pink Collar Trash,”) and my Story. At that point you can introduce me to the universe of Wahhabists, defrocked pedophiles, and out of work Gitmo torture coaches et al. so they can get to know me and love me as a transsexual.
I want to entertain them, get them off, share with them. . .
This is something that I’m serious about, and I can make a few bucks while doing one of my favorite things. I will have a two week open window when My wife goes on a cruise. …..
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Honey,
I’m not sure a two week window would really give the lunatics of the world enough time to gather the kind of materiel they need to launch their tributes. Besides, wouldn’t your wife notice?
A
