Yes, Botoxcosmetic.com has set up a subscriber’s program with a personal calendar, a friendly notification system (“Your next Botox shot is tomorrow, sweetie!”), and yes, a Botox Benefits credit card! Which gave us an idea. Keep it in your wallet, between the AMEX and the condoms.
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Archive for 2006
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New Year, New Secrets: Request for Guidance
Dear Mistress Alexa, i just could not stop myself from emailing You to tell You how wonderful Your website is and express my admiration. i am male that knows that deep down he is in need of Your control and guidance. i am a sissy boy that secretly shaves and dresses up and was...
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Multiple Choice
Reuters from New Delhi reports that either: (a) most condom manufacturers consistently overestimate the size of the Indian penis or (b) the average Indian penis is smaller than the average condom or (c) at any particular moment in time, there are more square inches of unused prophylactic material than Indian erectile tissue or (d) sissies...
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Are you a fan of TRANSGENDER and FORCED WOMANHOOD magazines?
Your story and your photos can be featured in the next issue of TRANSGENDER, FORCED WOMANHOOD, TRANSFORMATION, ENSLAVED SISSIES or BIZARRE MAGAZINE!!! Just call Alexa and tell her your story. She will arrange it… And reward you with a year’s subscription to your favorite magazine, and 1 month of training and domination, free! What...
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I’m posting for the second time for Mistress Alexa.
Mistress Alexa took me to victoria Secrect and talked to the pretty sales lady for me. I bought 3 pairs of panties, came home, called her and tried on a pair. Later i tried on the rest. She has me masturbating in them and fantasising. i am not allowed to cum in them until...
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Can’t use ‘boys’ in the URL says GOOGLE
Thank you for your email regarding the approval status of your ads in ‘Campaign #3.’ Your ad was disapproved for the promotion of teen porn terms in your Display URL. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused, please allow me to further clarify. Your Display URL was submitted for approval as ‘www.houseboys.net/.’...
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I’m new..
Hi Mistress Alexia, I spoke with you the other day on the phone. Thank you for listening to me and offering me your help. You asked me to post a blog. Well, i finally figured it out and here i am. You asked me to talk about my first experience with femininity or how...
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Two Day Weekend Sale: December 1st and 2nd
Two days of specially priced calls, for obvious reasons: 888-411-1230 60 minutes ==> $190.00 Enjoy!
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boycunt aka Slave T
Mistress Alexa, how are you ? I have been away, and have learned more about submission and living as a fucktoy. I am currently serving several different ladies here in san diego, and they put me up in a studio apt. I am doing alot of fiction and non-fiction writing. I was wondering if...
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Better never to have been male at all
From AP, NEW YORK, Nov. 7 — If your ex-wife has not yet removed your testicles, offer to do it for her. Move to New York, call your favorite doctor for a hormone prescription, then slink over to your friendly neighborhood post office and revise the gender on your birth certificate. Nope, you never...
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Humiliating? Humiliation? Nope, uh-uh, not on Yahoo.
Originally, from the old French word meaning “earth” or ground (humus) hence humilis “lowly” and humiliate “lower the rank or status of, make humble, bring low, abase.” Ok for monks, ascetics, Roman Catholic priests, politicians and covered women, but not for horny American men, who cannot be humiliated on Yahoo Search. Not according to...
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squirt.org
The Age reports that the web site lists thousands of Australian public toilets used for homosexual encounters, including those at the Royal Australian Air Force’s Richmond base and the Sydney Opera House. Interesting to see how this problem is addressed … Perhaps Google can attach an international legal tribunal to adwords, and extend its...
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Miss International Queen 2006
Miss International Queen, the world’s biggest transsexual beauty pageant, was held yesterday in Thailand reports REUTERS. Take a look at the finalists.
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Letter from a cuckolding wife
I am writing to you about my husband, whom I have cuckolded many times over, and whom I am paying you to discipline and punish. For starters he should be locked in a secure chastity device for a minimum of 15 days and the keys are to be given to one of your friends....
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My name is Boycunt
My hardcore ladies named me boycunt soon after acquiring me as there slave. They named me this because I am often dressed and made up to look like a boy instead of a man. Im 36 yrs old and often look no older then 16 or 17. Thats the boy part. The second part...
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First penis transplant fails to please wife
On Tuesday, September 19 2006, Reuters reported that the first successful penis transplant had to be removed because the Mrs. rejected it psychologically, but I have my suspicions that it was the penis that rejected her. “Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to...
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Before you put your face on the web and your head up your …
Occasionally, a letter comes my way from a lovable pervert (in the Freudian sense) with a plan: My plan is to (with your permission) put up a profile on your site with my photos (see “Cowgirl,” “Office Girl,” “Victoria Secret,” “Pink Collar Trash,”) and my Story. At that point you can introduce me to...
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Sissy slave contract
Dear Mistress Alexa; I just found your site and am eager to be trained. i, from here on out referred to as feminized sissy slave slut, submit, of my own free will, to Mistress Alexa and/or Master____________, and agree to the following terms and conditions as stated in this contract of feminization. 1)...
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A houseboy from India? A cuckold from Iraq?
Our Sargasso sea. I can understand that a boy from India wants to serve a woman, wants to be used in the house of a woman. But a Pushkar camel driver who wants to come to America to be a houseboy for a webmistress? Importing houseboys from India? Ma foi! And what about the...
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A few degrees cooler
The temperature of the testicles is a few degrees cooler than the rest of the body. This helps preserve sperm. This is also why testicular cancer is damaged by the higher temperatures of other, warmer areas of the body, according to three Johns Hopkins University researchers. >>>More about the Lance Armstrong effect
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DEHISCE
dehisce (di-HIS) verb intr. 1. To burst open, like a pod. 2. To gape. [When a peapod is ripe after a long wait and bursts open, it's yawning, etymologically speaking. The term dehisce comes from Latin dehiscere (to split open), from hiscere (to gape, yawn), from Latin hiare (to yawn). Another term that derives...
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Summer Panties
Alexa’s favorite summer panties – call between August 1 and August 31st and win a pair of pretty frilly panties! (25 panty-winners)!
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Marriage for Asexuals
SHANGHAI (Reuters) -Called “Marriage for Asexuals” (www.wx920.com), the site claims to be the first and biggest online marriage broker for “asexual” people in China. 7,000 members have signed up since its opening last year. We suspect these 7000 include sissies, cuckolds, and chastity-slaves. After all, the 33 year old founder came up with the...
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Castrato Farinelli’s body to be studied
What were the anatomical effects of castration carried out on young boys to turn them into high-pitched stars of the opera? This is what scientists and historians at Bologna University hope to discover by studying the body of the legendary 18th century castrato Farinelli. The removal of boy chorists’ testicles kept their vocal chords...
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To eat or not to eat?
There are good bacteria and bad bacteria. Good bacteria help digest and process food, in the broad sense. Where do these good bacteria come from? The Economist (June 3 2006) reports that “Babies acquire their gut flora as they pass down the birth canal and take a gene-filled gulp of their mother’s vaginal and...
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