Vibelet.com’s Purring Kitty software turns your cell phone into a discreet vibrating personal ‘masseur’ — you and yours can turn the vibrations on and off….at will.
“Half the girls know what it’s about. The other half look at the kitty and say, ‘Aw, that’s cute, but why is it vibrating?’ Then the penny drops.”
Go to vibelet.com to download the software — now compatible with most cellphones … Just $4.99! 
Mac vibrators, hello!
The iBuzz is a vibrator that plugs into your iPod.
It pulses to the tune, and the vibrations get faster as the music gets louder.
Or try the Audi-Oh, not necessarily while driving.
The Audi-Oh, billed as the “world’s first audio-driven pleasure system,” uses sonic energy to create “uniquely stimulating, infinitely variable vibration,” according to a marketing blurb.
“It plays music on your crotch,” says a rep from GOOD VIBRATIONS, the toy store.
Via Wired and Semiologic
We would love to repackage this with a new label and instructions for Sissies. Don’t leave home without them. 
In
Dressing Up Your Dick Andrej Koymasky tells us about the art of wrapping up your penis in crumply paper and making it look like a dragon or a goose or a fairy princess….The Japanese (of course) practise of Kokigami originated from the ritual of giving beautifully wrapped gifts.
These origami-like paper costumes dressed 8th century dicks, aristocratically. Thus Oriental crossdressing developed as a province of the rich until the late eighteenth century, when the price of paper fell. Perhaps we can make an exception to the paperless office for a paper skirt or two? Perhaps something in heavy bond with a watermark? Ja?
Instead of wrapping the penis in layers of cloth ( so that his wife may unwrap it very slowly) the sissy husband can swaddle his peepee in a paper tutu, or a frilly apron. The sillier the penis costume, the prettier his humiliation. Out of this subtle and happy tradition, sissigami, the art of sissy penis costumes, may yet be born.
At Dressing Up Your Dick Koymasky says that it is typical to consult a kokigami book, much like a book of cutout clothes for dolls, when choosing your outfit. Cut, adjust for size, add a smudge of lipstick, throw on the boa, attach with duct tape and… voila! Each outfit comes with a serifu, a kind of script that’s used during play full of verbiage and sexual frisse, consisting of the Call (“sssucckkki succkkkkii”), the Response (“What a dirty little girl you are! Does she want to be slutty tonight? Can she spread them? GOod girl! Squeeze…… !”), and some suggestions about what to do and how to move while the slut is in character..
We would like to invite our houseboys to put their little hands together and whip up something feminine and festive…. Use the patterns at http://andrejkoymasky.com/lou/kok/kok00.html, or sketch something of your own, and submit it here, to the houseboys blog.
This then is the First Official Sissigami Costume Competition. The door prize is a rice hat.
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