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Tom Hymes and the happy American cuckold….
Gobsmacked by the September 2004 AVN Magazine editorial called SEND IN THE INSPECTORS, in which this conciliare to the adult industry ponders “WHY the federal government believes it’ll have more luck keeping track of INPs (Images of Naked People) than WMDs (Weapons of Mass Destruction)”… we stalked Hymes on line and found this 2002 truffle …
Published April 01, 2002 by Tom Hymes, it begins… “If you think your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you….,” there’s an actual kit that will detect semen in your girlfriend or wife’s underwear. It’s called SEX DETECT and it will detect “a certain enzyme that’s carried in the semen so if someone does have sex with your girlfriend, that enzyme will stay in there for about three days, even if she takes a shower…”
Careful, now. “You don’t want to detect your own semen…” Sex Detect can’t differentiate your cum from someone else’s, so its safest if you test 4-5 day old cum… when you come back from a business trip, for example, or when she comes back from a sleepover at her best friend’s house….
“How in God’s name does someone come up with the idea for something like this?,” Hymes asks. A good question. “We were looking for a product that would attract both adult and mainstream traffic,” says inventor Roger. “We noticed how Viagra and the penis enlarger products performed, and we wanted something that coincided with that. We were also looking for something that was an actual shippable product, something that might work to lower our chargeback levels.”
Think of it, a product inspired by the fear of chargebacks. This is untapped dissertation material. An entire new tier of ex-wives as the fall out of Master Card and Visa’s new chargeback policy….
Now this is getting interesting….
Add to this the “new wrinkle in the black market scene, whereby middlemen offer both INP and WMD in one [mind blowing] transaction” and we’ve got a real situation here, as the Denver police would say….
…In the end
…specifically, my fantasy is getting gang banged by 15
women with huge dildos. doggy style and legs behind
the head. two in the butt and one in the mouth
simultaneously.
in the end, all dildos come everywhere
Derrida is Dead
Light a Citane. Put on your chastity belt. Read SPURS.
Not Lacan
Jacques Derrida, French Theorist, Is Dead at 74
Published: October 10, 2004
TIMES NEWS TRACKER
Jacques Derrida, the Algerian-born, French intellectual who became one of the most celebrated and unfathomable philosophers of the late 20th century, died Friday at a Paris hospital, the French president’s office announced. He was 74 .
